you’re here. I win.

Because Attention is the new currency

Dear hosPItality &
Entertainment Industry pros,

I help transfrom:
your staff into showstoppers,
your brand into a buzzworthy obsession,
your events into “I can’t believe i MISSEd that” experiences, and
your venue into the “I know just the Spot” everyone’s talking about.

Your Guests Don't Care (YET)! Your venue blends in (for now).

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Your Guests Don't Care (YET)! Your venue blends in (for now). *

In a world of endless scrolling littered with infinite copy+paste restaurant options—your customers are harder to get through the door than ever. Plus, even once inside, impressing them can seem impossible.

Hard to Swallow Truth Pill:

  • Your bar doesn’t need more cocktails—it needs moments that make customers stay longer & spend more;

  • Your staff doesn’t need more hours—they need training to engage, upsell, and create magic moments for your guests.

  • Your venue doesn’t need more discounts—it needs memorable experiences that keep customers coming back.

most bars, restaurants, and hospitality brands are wrestling in muddy waters for attention—and lOSING—BADLY.


Picture this: It’s Friday night, and your venue is packed—but instead of driving big sales and unforgettable experiences, your staff is coasting, customers are disengaged, and the energy feels flat.

Or worse, it’s a slow night, and you’re scrambling to figure out why your marketing isn’t bringing people in.

Maybe you’ve tried hosting events or spending on ads, but the results fell short. The buzz dies down as quickly as it started, and customers don’t return. You’re left wondering,
‘What’s the missing piece’?

You don’t just need something—you need someone.

Someone who knows how to transform your business, help you turn disengaged staff into profit machines, create viral buzz that brings in new customers while reigniting sparks with your regulars, and design unforgettable experiences that make your venue the destination everyone’s talking about

I create obsession: Guests who rave about you & Staff who love working for you.

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I create obsession: Guests who rave about you & Staff who love working for you. *

Curated Strategy Designed
for IMPACT

A customer is a transaction. A loyal guest boosts your bottom line. A superfan turns your business into a destination.

Whether you need staff that sells, viral content that fills seats, or unforgettable experiences that spark word-of-mouth buzz, I’ll help you stand out—and keep your customers coming back for more.

I specialize in creating moments that stick. Leveraging my expertise in storytelling, audience engagement, and performance arts, mixed with years working in the industry; I help bars, restaurants, and hospitality brands craft experiences—both in-person and online—that captivate guests, ignite conversations, and lead to measurable growth.

From consulting on high-level strategies to delivering tailored training programs.

From delivering a fully curated social media strategy to a full venue transformation.

Everything I do is designed to help your business:

Attract up to 25% more customers;

Boost check sizes by 15-20%;

Create buzz that drives 30% more repeat visits and 2X word-of-mouth referrals.

Start with a 90-minute session tailored to your business.

In other words, I help visionary hospitality owners and brands transform the sarcastic B.O.H. popularized “livin’ the dream” mumble
into an unforgettable results-driven reality.

  • Staff Upselling & Engagement Training;

  • Hospitality Content Campaigns;

  • Customer Experience Strategy;

  • Buzz-Worthy Events;

  • Product Launch Activations;

  • High-Level Consulting for Hospitality Brands.

“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”
— Ralph Waldo Emmerson
Commit to the ultimate 3-month business makeover.

How It Works

  • 1. Start with a buzz audit

    We kick things off with a strategy session to uncover the untapped potential in your venue. In 90 minutes, we’ll identify 3-5 actionable opportunities to increase profits, wow your guests, and energize your staff.

    Book your buzz audit here

  • 2. Build Your Transformation plan

    Using insights from the audit, we’ll create a custom plan to train your staff, craft viral content, and design unforgettable guest experiences. Think of it like a Mission Impossible briefing—except this time, you’re guaranteed to win.

  • 3. Make it happen (aka WIN)

    With your plan in place, we’ll deliver the tools, training, and strategies needed to bring it to life. Watch your team engage, your customers return, and your venue become the destination everyone’s talking about

    Ready to Dive Deep? Apply for the Full Transformation.

WHY CLIENTS Call KAZAM

MORE THAN 200 Million VIEWS A.k.A. Proven Results

Attention is the new currency, and I’ve mastered the art of earning it. Over the past decade, I’ve performed thousands of live shows, made numerous television and radio appearances, worked with high-profile clients and captivated audiences around the world. With 168 million views on YouTube alone, and a proven track record of creating moments that stand out, I bring a unique ability to turn ordinary events into extraordinary experiences. From exclusive private gatherings to consulting for top-tier hospitality venues, I specialize in crafting experiences that inspire, delight, and leave guests talking long after the curtains close.


Tailored Experiences

Every package is customized for your audience and goals. Because I don’t use A.I at every step, or one-size-fits-all templates: I can only take on a limited amount of clients each year. I have ZERO interest in trying to make something that just looks like another uninspired Pinterest board threw up over your bar. Or worse, make your staff do silly dances to match what’s “TRENDING” and hope the '“algo” picks it up. You have higher standards, so do I. Automation is great, but you know what’s even greater?
Being good IRL (in real life).

Human Connection

Nobody likes the feeling of talking to a robot. A.I. is a wonderful tool, but nothing will ever replace the feeling of being human. We are social creatures. We crave being around others. Whether it’s spiraling down a Reddit rabbit hole until 3am, or catching up at a pub. We’re all exploring our humanity, and sharing it with others, in some way. Using a blend of storytelling, entertainment, and a heightened sensitivity to perception, I add fuel to the already exciting experience of people coming into your venue or coming together for your initiative, and create powerful emotional connections that plant themselves in people’s memories. When they think back to that breathtaking time they had, they’ll automatically remember where it happened, why it happened and link all those feelings back to you, your space, your brand.

Concierge-Level Service

From consultation to execution, my team and I make the process seamless for you. Call it white-glove, call it paying attention to detail, call it proactive instead of reactive. I call it the standard, because better is best.

multi-hyphenate Doer

Nowadays, everyone can be a keyboard warrior, and talk is cheaper than ever. We are defined by what we’ve DONE, not what we say we’re going to do. I’ve worn many hats, and excelled in various industries. Now I borrow from the range of experiences I’ve amassed, and remix them to create innovative and inspiring things. Whether consulting, curating, or performing, I deliver results every time.

Here are some things from my “DONE” list:

  • Grew a YouTube channel from 327 to over 103,000 subscribers in 89 days;

  • Made an award-winning blog;

  • Finalist in an international mixology competition;

  • Specialized skills coach & performer for TV & Film projects;

  • Resident live performer in 4 venues, for 5+ years in a row;

  • Unicycled from Niagara Falls, ON, to NYC (400+ miles / 650+ km)

  • Stole a mayor’s watch off his wrist while shaking his hand;

  • Appeared on America’s Got Talent;

  • Airbnb Superhost across multiple properties, earning 200+ 5 Star reviews;

  • Guided a customer experience team responsible for transitioning more than 80,000 clients from one service provider to another, over the course of 3 weeks;

  • Performed for numerous celebrities and A-listers at V.I.P. events and private functions;

  • Rescued a turtle…no seriously, I did. It was awesome! I mean who doesn’t like turtles…!? Best day of my life.

“bold font and quotation marks so it must be true.”

"I’ve got referral letters, video testimonials, and texts from hundreds of incredible clients who’ve raved about the work we’ve done together.

Rather than overwhelm you with a wall of praise, I’ve included logos of some of the brands I’ve worked with. If you need more social proof, just ask."

You think I’m joking, but here’s a true story: NBC Universal read this exact section, and they weren’t laughing. They emailed me and asked me to provide some referrals—so I did. One of those referrals was from a hospitality group whose wine cellar was probably worth more than NBCU’s last movie budget.

Their next email simply said: ‘Are you available in March?’"

”Are you available in March?”
-NBC Universal

WHO TF IS ALEX KAZAM?

Hi, I’m Alex Kazam—an award-winning writer, performance artist, and “internet personality” (at least, according to Google… whatever that means). Welcome to my website. Thanks for stopping by. I know you’re busy, so let me cut to the chase: I help bars, restaurants, and hospitality brands create unforgettable experiences that customers rave about—and staff actually enjoy delivering.

But let’s rewind for a second. My journey didn’t start with some fancy corporate title—it started at age 15, with a deck of cards and a borrowed suit. I was performing close-up magic in restaurants, and by age 16, I had 4 weekly gigs at different venues. I wasn’t just entertaining tables—I was driving repeat customers and helping venues build loyalty through experiences people couldn’t stop talking about.

By 21, I traded the deck of cards for a shaker tin and started bartending for a large corporate chain. Turns out, I could mix drinks almost as well as I could mix metaphors—and after winning a few mixology competitions, I became the guy who could wow people behind the bar and in front of it. A few years later, as a Bar Manager for a Yacht Club, I put a cocktail on the menu that cost more than 8x more than anything they’d ever served before. The kicker? I sold four of them in one month.

So, what does all this mean for you? It means I know hospitality from the inside out. I’ve been there—on the floor, behind the bar, and running the show. I know what it takes to engage customers, energize staff, and drive profits.

More recently, I took a decade-old YouTube channel with just 327 subscribers and grew it to over 100,000 in less than 90 days. How? By combining the same principles I’ve used in hospitality for years—captivating storytelling, emotional connection, and an understanding of what grabs people’s attention.

This isn’t magic—it’s strategy. Whether I’m training your staff, designing a viral marketing campaign, or helping you craft a guest experience that people can’t stop talking about, my goal is the same: to make your venue the place people choose to spend their time, their money, and their Instagram stories.

So, if you’re ready to turn your customers into superfans and your staff into engagement experts, let’s create something unforgettable together.

Why Book the Buzz Audit?

Because this isn’t just a call—it’s the start of your venue’s transformation.

In this 90-minute deep dive, we’ll:

Uncover hidden opportunities: Learn exactly where your business is leaving money on the table—and how to fix it.

Build a custom strategy: Walk away with 3 actionable steps to increase foot traffic, boost revenue, and energize your staff.

Create momentum: Get bold, proven ideas that you can implement immediately to see results.

This isn’t a brainstorming session—it’s a profit-focused game plan designed to create measurable impact.

After this session, you’ll have a clear roadmap to:

  • Attract more customers and keep them coming back.

  • Boost your average check size by 15-20%.

  • Create word-of-mouth buzz that drives repeat business.

If you’re serious about making your venue the destination everyone’s talking about—this is how you start.

The Guarantee

If this session doesn’t pay for itself in a week, you don’t pay.

Here’s the deal: If you don’t walk away from this call with at least three actionable strategies that boost your revenue by 5X the cost of this session within a week, I’ll refund your money—no questions asked.

Think about it: With just one upselling script, a choreographed “magic moment” your staff can pull off every night, and one more bold tactic that we’ll create together, you could see an additional $5,000 in revenue in just 7 days.

Still unsure? Let me put it this way:

If this call doesn’t leave you so excited to implement these ideas that you’d sprint barefoot across your bar during happy hour to make them happen, I don’t deserve your money.

This isn’t fluff or theory. It’s a profit-driven strategy session designed to deliver real results for your business—FAST.

So, if you’re ready to attract more customers, boost check sizes, and create unforgettable guest experiences, let’s make it happen. And if I don’t deliver? You don’t pay.

But let’s be honest: That’s not going to happen.

F****NG unforgettable?

Ready to Make SomeTHING That works?

Your customers deserve more. Your staff deserves better. Let’s work together to create strategies that drive profits, captivate guests, and make your venue the talk of the town—every single time.

Magic BeyonD Tricks - Testimonials

  • Did You KNow?

  • The world's longest bar is over 684 feet long? That's a lot of space for bad pickup lines and spilled martinis.

  • The word 'cocktail' first appeared in print in 1806? That's right--hospitality has been creating buzzes (pun intended) for over 200 years. Let's make sure yours stands out!

Uncover the secrets of the crystal bowl

A book of Questions, Hopes & Fears.



What do people fear most? What do they hope for? What questions keep them up at night? During my magic & mind-reading shows, I invite guests to share their most personal thoughts—anonymously—on slips of paper and drop them into the crystal bowl. At the end of the show, I use some of the entries for the show’s finale.
Over the years, I’ve kept hundreds of these handwritten notes.  

Now, for the first time, I’m sharing this incredible collection of human vulnerability and connection. Each entry has custom made artwork by various artists, and my own interpretations woven throughout. This book is a window into the hopes, fears, and dreams of people just like you. Each page reveals something raw, something real, and reminds us of how we’re more alike than we often tend to believe.

Now you too can dive into the secrets of the Crystal Bowl.

Some of my most popular skits…

I think I’m beginning to understand why so many men are leaving manhood and choosing to become women. Mixed messages, constant bagging about “toxic masculinity” and people obsessed with finding the perfect fit in a partner who has reached their full potential but haven’t done any work to begin reaching their own.. 😬 I’m seeing patterns. There are little boys stuck in the bodies of grown men running around playing “maniacal tyrannical dictator”. There are grown men inside of little boys, but they just go to confession or pay-off a cop/judge and it makes it all “okay”. The starbucks barista won’t make eye contact with a male customer or ask how his day went but she’ll spend 35 minutes chit-chatting & laughing loudly w/ her female bestie who came in to visit her at work. Leaving the guy wondering if he’s an oppressor, or if perhaps he did something wrong…just by existing? It’s navigating “he better pay for dinner” and “I can pay for my own sh*t”. It’s “cashapp me for my outfit”, “venmo me for gas”, followed by “don’t come to me with that, I’m not your therapist.” Or “don’t you dare hit me”, but “choke me and I’ll love it.” Sometimes it’s “real men don’t do that” and yet the “that” changes entirely depending on the man, the mood, or the season. It’s only 8.4% of children with divorced parents begging about to spend an equal amount of time with dad as they did mom. All of this is a composite of various horrors I’ve either lived, heard first-hand accounts of, or some messy mix in between. To the small percentage of young men in my meta audience. I see you. I care for you. I am you. Don’t suffer silently. If something isn’t making sense, or bothering you. I promise you’re likely not alone. Reach out. If not to me, to anyone you think is safe. I’m tired of finding out another young man ki**ed himself. I’m tired of having to censor the term, and substituting “unaliving oneself”. Nobody has “committed” sui….. since it was decriminalized. They complete sui……. This started as a playful bit of satire, it turned into me realizing how much depression, anxiety, violence, and injustice I’ve encountered, endured or witnessed. Let’s break the cycle.
Panther did an amazing job creating a mesmerizing loop of a video, that had a brilliant message within it. A few years ago, I thought I’d play with this idea and expound on it. Because that’s the magic that is the medium of video. You can watch me “live out” a full ‘day in the life of Alex Kazam’ in 43 seconds of running time. Yet strangely enough, making this 43 seconds “micro-film” (video) took me about 6 hours of work. There were more than a few times where I wanted to give-up, and multiple 90 second moments of ugliness where I had to force myself to “just FINISH THIS STUPID THING.” Next time your emotions are running rampant, distracting you from whatever is important, or most likely for us creatives, sabotaging your path forward…remember this video. Take a timer out, set it for 90 seconds. Feel whatever is coming-up for those 90 seconds, and then just allow the feelings to pass and continue on with the plan. As @leilahormozi has frequently said, “Fuck your mood, follow the plan.” And if @hormozi can give-up the pursuit of feeling good, to honour his pursuit of work — and then by default start feeling good. So can anyone 🤷‍♂️ I’m noticing a trend in the moments of my life where I have been able to say I’m feeling good. Similarly, I notice the trend when I start to feel lost, stuck or unworthy. The opposite of depression is not joy. It’s expression. If you’re feeling down, stuck, confused or otherwise BLEGH. Go make something. Express something. Put something into the world. Holding onto it in that beautiful brain of yours will not change anything. If you haven’t thought your way out of it yet, doing more of the same will not make new paths. Thus, I invite you instead to find a new route in the same maze that is your mind. The Minotaur at the center of your labyrinth might be scary, but you’ve been through worse, and overcame. This isn’t meant to be some positive thinking garbage or mindset and motivation bullshit—I think this is a kick-in-the-ass to myself more than anything when I need the reminder: Life rewards action. An imperfect plan is better than no plan. Prepare but don’t mistake procrastination for preparation. Begin.
When @jason302thompson and I have the cabin to ourselves, we do everything possible to entertain ourselves, except of course for having a conversation with one another. 🤷‍♂️ 🤣 Don’t worry, none of this is real. I can’t actually pl
When @jason302thompson and I have the cabin to ourselves, we do everything possible to entertain ourselves, except of course for having a conversation with one another. 🤷‍♂️ 🤣 Don’t worry, none of this is real. I can’t actually play Seven Nations Army on a bass that I made out of 3 balloons, we’re not actually flying anywhere, and Jason doesn’t actually know how to read. It’s all just an EEELLUUUUSIOOONNNNN. Keep scrolling…eventually you’ll happen upon something truly interesting…or someone 🤨 🤷‍♂️ 😏 Thanks for believing, xo, -AK P.S. Someone dm’d me recently asking, “would you come to Long Beach to perform or is that too far…?” Meanwhile I’m reading it on a tarmac thinking of that Steven Wright line: “Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time…” #perspective #giglife #ontheroadagain
My friends Steve and Julie are the 🐐 🐐! They invited me onto their boat, where I was able to meet some of their other guests, and catch-up with them. I officiated their wedding, emceed, did close-up magic and also finished the night with some fire flow & fire-breathing. We have kept in touch ever since. It was an honour to be able to share some magic with everyone on-board and put a little nightcap on the Canada Day festivities with a deck of cards and some lovely group energy. I’m getting better at leaving my props at home, and just going out to enjoy myself. However if someone hands me a deck of cards and says “can you do something?” I’ll always say yes if the vibe is right, the context appropriate and the audience feels like a fit. Let’s normalize not making any performer feel trivialized or reduced to a dancing monkey. It’s perfectly possible to allow entertainers to be people too. I felt that this night, and I was overjoyed that I could be both human and “magical super-being” in the same environment. It doesn’t happen often, so it’s a real treat when I’m able to be seen as both. Hope you had a phenomenal long weekend my lovelies, Thanks for believing, xoxo -AK
We get about 80 summers…if we’re lucky. On our de**h bed we won’t be worrying about the email we didn’t reply to, the faster car we could’ve bought, or the instagram posts we could have swiped on and away from. We’ll be lying there thinking…”Gee, I wish I spent more time with the people I love.” So whether you were born at 7:30pm on a Thursday in January 😘 or 4:00am on a Monday in December like this man… Make sure you fill those 29,200 boxes (days) with more than just checkmarks beside your “to-do” list. Make a not-to-do-list, fill that and execute it. Define, eliminate, automate and liberate. Work hard. Rest when you’re tired. Stick to one coffee a day. Breathe air. Go for walks. Lift heavy. Eat real food. Be around people who make you better. Magic for me was never about tricks—but if it’s easier to see me that way then by all means. Dance monkey dance. Pick a card, any card. 🤷‍♂️ 😘 Thanks for believing, xo, -AK P.S. Thanks @mohawk.college for inviting me on your lovely campus to melt some minds and share my light with a future generation of young leaders.
If you’re not sure who this is, then that’s completely okay. But you’re probably rolling your eyes at me for even feeling the need to write that little weak disclaimer because you may not know if you’ve ever actually seen his image before, you’ve probably never seen a cardboard cutout of him…and even if you have—you don’t remember where you last did…and yet for some reason you instinctively know EXACTLY who this is. I don’t even have to say his name. That’s the brilliant thing about his legacy. There are several biographies written about him, grab any of them and read it. My go to is “The Secrets of Houdini” by J.C. Cannell! Erik Weisz (aka Houdini) was a brilliant perceptual, marketing, crowd, and sales psychologist. I think my favourite story is that of a bank vault escape that he set up in such a way so that he could read a newspaper in a folding chair behind the vault, for 85 minutes or so, (having escaped in the first 12 minutes) grunting every few minutes and feigning a struggle from behind the curtain while enjoying the paper to give the audience the show they came for, ensuring the value was worth their hard earned cash. I smirk internally whenever someone tells me they’re a “SMMA” or a marketing “expert”. Because I know they couldn’t hang any of their clients from a box above a busy town square and make anyone care about it. Yet Instagram is full of little boxes that hang above, inside, and within many town squares and yet somehow I’ve never heard of any of their clients 🤷‍♂️ @sethgodin or @rhsutherland are wonderful modern men to study and familiarize oneself with, but Houdini is those two powerhouses’ genius + @oprah ‘s brand power rolled into one. If you don’t know your Houdini, get to know it. Or don’t, honestly do whatever. But he’s cool and if you’re ever bored, I highly recommend diving deep. Alright, as always, Thanks for believing. xx -AK
In all seriousness, this was such a lovely time. The staff @leonsfurniture were so kind and welcoming. We got to share some magic & laughs with tons of customers that day, and at the end it was an honour to be asked to do “one more” for a little guy who loves magic! I think we all take ourselves way too seriously sometimes, and when I watched this clip back, I remembered it will be most magical for Mason to see & hear a bunch of people laughing, giggling and playing at his parent’s work. A gentle reminder that it’s okay to have fun, and be silly, even if you’re an adult, and at work. To not take anything too intensely, or solemnly. The best way to feel magic is to awake it within yourself and most importantly, to share it with others. Thanks for believing, xoxo, -AK P.S. What superpower would you choose if you could have any!? #magic #comedy #realmagicisinyou
“Quitting smoking’s easy! I’ve done it thousands of times.” -Mark Twain I used to hate admitting it, back when I thought literally ANYBODY cared, but I am a former smoker. The real reason I started smoking likely had lots to do with traditional media images, combined with a deep sense of needing to rebel against everything “pure & holy” that I was supposed to be. Yet it also likely had a LOT to do with an amazing magician named Tom Mullica, who had cigarettes at the foundation of one of his most popular acts. When I first saw Tom perform, I was OBSESSED with everything cigarettes. @pennandtellerlive doing their smoking routine only made matters more complicated for me. Pretty soon I was HOOKED. I don’t blame anyone but myself for my choice to smoke (on and off for 15+ years). I don’t regret a thing, but I’m happy to be in a season of “off” right now, and identify happily as a non-smoker. That being said, I still LOVE performing cigarette magic — I just use prop ciggies now, and don’t light anything up with the intention of inhaling it. With smoking becoming less common, this is one way I can still tip my cap to the world of cigarette magic, and the greats that have paved such a powerful path in the novelty micro-niche that it is. 🤣 I don’t wish to be the reason any young person lights up, and so if you’re under the age of 21 and think I’m cool for smoothly manipulating the little stick of demise as I did in this video. I’m not. I’m cool because I didn’t let the story of my relationship to that cancerous-little-finger-frolicking-fiddlestick define me or make-up excuses to let it control me. Anyway, I’m always glad to spend time with friends who have even the smallest interest in my strange & slightly eccentric hobbies. When @magictricknik comes by, it’s not a proper hangout until we’ve had a magic jam. N.B. If you ever see me “enjoying” one lit, or see it’s hellish embers dangling from between my fingers — it means I’ve somehow reframed my relationship to it, created a new narrative and allowed the dirty little nicotine monster to grow inside of me once more — probably because of some stupid belief like: “WHATEVER, ONE MORE CIGGY ISN’T GONNA KI—-
Hear the drums? No. But your heart’s beating? Good enough. So you hear the drum? Yes. 😉 Believe. xoxo -AK
A man begins to die the moment he mistakes his armor for his identity. True strength is not found in what shields us but in the vulnerability we dare to reveal beneath it. The helmet may guard your head, the armor your body, but it is the unguarded soul that defines who you are. Strip away the layers, and there lies your truest power. Idk that I’d say I know anything, but what I do know is that motorcycles are dangerous which is why more people should ride them, interest rates fluctuate and some of the people I’ve met who turn out to be fellow riders just get 1000x sexier. Life is short, ride your ride— and ride it in a way that you can likely ride it again the next day…whatever that means for you. Thanks for believing, That’s enough internet for me today. Time to go bug @bo0bzi for my or some version of a phallic locomotor I can shove between my legs and then ride away on pretending it has nothing to do with sexual symbolism or status— 🤷‍♂️💯😜😏🤣 xoxo, -AK P.S. To all the friends tagged here, thanks for being part of my motorcycle diaries. To Norm, thanks for showing me it’s never too late to get after a dream— wish we could have ridden one more day. Rest easy sir.
I think I’m beginning to understand why so many men are leaving manhood and choosing to become women. Mixed messages, constant bagging about “toxic masculinity” and people obsessed with finding the perfect fit in a partner who has
Panther did an amazing job creating a mesmerizing loop of a video, that had a brilliant message within it. A few years ago, I thought I’d play with this idea and expound on it. Because that’s the magic that is the medium of video. You ca
When @jason302thompson and I have the cabin to ourselves, we do everything possible to entertain ourselves, except of course for having a conversation with one another. 🤷‍♂️ 🤣 Don’t worry, none of this is real. I can’t actually pl
My friends Steve and Julie are the 🐐 🐐! They invited me onto their boat, where I was able to meet some of their other guests, and catch-up with them. I officiated their wedding, emceed, did close-up magic and also finished the night with some fir
We get about 80 summers…if we’re lucky. On our de**h bed we won’t be worrying about the email we didn’t reply to, the faster car we could’ve bought, or the instagram posts we could have swiped on and away from. We&rsq
If you’re not sure who this is, then that’s completely okay. But you’re probably rolling your eyes at me for even feeling the need to write that little weak disclaimer because you may not know if you’ve ever actually seen his
In all seriousness, this was such a lovely time. The staff @leonsfurniture were so kind and welcoming. We got to share some magic & laughs with tons of customers that day, and at the end it was an honour to be asked to do “one more” f
“Quitting smoking’s easy! I’ve done it thousands of times.” -Mark Twain I used to hate admitting it, back when I thought literally ANYBODY cared, but I am a former smoker. The real reason I started smoking likely had lots to d
Hear the drums? No. But your heart’s beating? Good enough. So you hear the drum? Yes. 😉 Believe. xoxo -AK
A man begins to die the moment he mistakes his armor for his identity. True strength is not found in what shields us but in the vulnerability we dare to reveal beneath it. The helmet may guard your head, the armor your body, but it is the unguarded